Fuck. I'm sorry. Goddamn two weeks in a row... What an asshole. Well, yeah and you knew that coming in here. So, it's kind of your own fault. I was doing so well but it's hard to write on a plane when you're tired as fuck and as soon as they announce there is no wi-fi you use that as an excuse to just fall asleep. Which, I realize now doesn't make any sense but that's the beauty of Asperger's: when something doesn't go according to plan it ruins everything, and thusly, I missed a week. Side note though, it's weird that wi-fi on plane in only an invention of the past few years but now I was pissed when I didn't have it because it (not really) screwed up my writing of a blog then watching "CHIPS" as I flew through the skies like our ancestors could only dream of. Jokes on the them, I watched "CHIPS" on my flight home, muthafuckers! It wasn't worth it... I goddamn love Dax Shepard, especially in "Employee of the Month." I know, fucking Dane Cook, right? But, that movie does ring true for anyone who ever worked big box retail, myself included. I didn't have Andy Dick for spot comic relief but we did alright in the humor department. Always thought that would be a great comedy show until I saw "Superstore." But, I guess that just means that I need to kick my story into high gear. Maybe it's time to fuck off this music thing and get to writing... Maybe not yet. But soon, maybe. But, probably not. But, Netflix is buying up fucking everything. But, I'm still too young for that. Or am I?
Anyways, I had to re-up(load) my video to youtube so I'd appreciate it if you CLICK ON THIS OR THE BELOW LINK to watch and make sure this comes up before the old/taken down version on google.
Editor's note: Since I failed in my task of writing this every Monday, this next paragraph is old. Thoughts from the Super Bowl...
Congratulations to THE "FINE" PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA on their Super Bowl win. Fucking Nick Foles... That muthafucker just made himself a lot of money, Joe Flacco-style. All it takes is one great playoff run and BOOM some team will regret paying you for years to come... But, he goddamn earned it. I honestly thought the Patriots would win until their was :00 left on the clock. I thought Doug Pederson made some terrific, and ballsy, calls during the game (going for it on fourth down multiple times, including on the one-yard line) and also made some horrific decisions I was convinced would come back to bite him in the ass (the two failed two-point conversion attempts). I was so pissed Collinworth and Michaels weren't making a bigger deal out of the the lost two points which allowed the Patriots to have a chance at the end to tie it with a TD and a two-point conversion, just like last year. I have no clue why they were points-chasing and fell into the two-point death spiral which was completely unnecessary with so much time left in the game. I know Pederson loves to be aggressive and it, somehow, didn't come back to bite them in the ass but I really thought it would. Either way, lackluster performance by both defenses and Justin Timberlake. JT did... fine. It was good and he had a cool stage setup but without bringing Janet Jackson back out which would have been his "holy shit" moment, the whole performance was good but not memorable. He had a chance to go down in history by bringing Janet back to reference the moment that changed live broadcast TV forever and he played it safe. Congrats on being the performance I'll forget in the near future just like... well, all the performances in recent history not including BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN CROTCH SLIDING AND SLAMMING HIS DICK INTO AMERICA IN HD and, I don't know, maybe U2's performance way the fuck back in 2002. Get it together NFL and Pepsi and get some good shit for us again... Boo...
OK, old shit over.
Holy shit, "The End of the Fucking World." That's it. What a show. Show recommended and show loved. Touche Netflix. You've done it again.
It contains some of the most fucked up moments apart from THESE ON BOJACK when BoJack confronts a friend who's dying and almost sleeps with the underage daughter of a former crush. Man, is there anything on TV better than BoJack? The answer is no. BoJack is the greatest show since Arrested Development and we'd probably be saying "since Seinfeld" if not for BUSTY'S "HEY HERMANO." Sure, THIS RICK AND MORTY MUMFORD AND SONS JOKE COMES CLOSE but doesn't quite reach the heights (or depths) of Mr. Horseman. So it goes...
If you couldn't tell, it's been a fucked up week. Things have been good but that doesn't really mean much to someone suffering from Asperger's and depression who probably drinks too much and LOVES TINY RICK AND ALSO LISTENS TO TOO MUCH ELLIOTT SMITH. Bonus points for Rick and Morty. I may be "getting too old for this ship" but I still enjoy a solid funny/depressing reference, especially one referencing suicide. Whoa, that shit's dark. Sorry, y'all. But, wait til you GET INTO THIS INTERVIEW WHICH I'VE BECOME OBSESSED WITH. It's been eye-opening and comforting. The openness during this interview is mind-blowing. Music is not for the well-adjusted...
I apologize for not being present during these past couple weeks, but it's been harder for me than you, so fuck off. Anyhow, I'm hungry and tired... I know after two weeks you were looking for something grandiose and exciting but this is what you get. So, goodnight, y'all...